It really is the strangest thing.
It's as though my brain says "You're not going to really need me for a little while anyway, so I'm gonna hop on the next flight to the Bahamas!"
And I'm left here to fend for myself.
You think I'm exaggerating...
I have been on vacation now since Friday at 12:30pm.
In the last three days I have:
*Said the sentence, "I bet we maked someone's day."
*Taken three times to successfully start my car. (Which only involves pushing a button. Seriously, I don't even use a key!)
*Then said, "Third charm's a try!"
*Spilled a glass of iced tea on my mom at Jason's Deli while telling a story and gesturing in a fashion that was, apparently, a bit too grand.
And my personal favorite...
*Walked into the women's restroom at Wal-Mart and thought "Why are there urinals in here?!"
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.
.
Yeah...not the women's restroom.
This isn't even the first time this sort of pattern has occured. Every summer I experience this as well.
It's immediate too, so I can't even prepare myself for all of the stupidity.
I'm sure worried about how I'm going to make it through the next two weeks.
Maybe my brain will decide to come back home because it doesn't want to be away from me for the holidays.
I hope so.
5 days and counting!!!
(P.S. Sorry if there are typos in this. You know why.)
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